Love in a Land Where Good Things Could Happen.

Frank, the way she makes me feel. Its wonderful!

Really? Tell me about it.

Oh man, this feeling. I really hope its love. My lord life has never been so beautiful. Colors never so vibrant, smells never so smelly, but its the good type of smelly, and its wonderful!

What else?

I feel like my world is no longer complete when she is not next to me. There is this void, this black hole of sorrow when I can't hold her close to me and feel her warm skin pressed against mine. Theres nothing more that I'd love to do then to just hold on to her forever and never let her go. I'd fight a dog for her, heck, maybe even two dogs!

That sounds sweet and romantic.

Doesn't it, Frank!? It is insane, because though I have held many hands, and kissed many lips, I've never felt the same way as when I hold her hands and kiss her lips. This is the end, the pinnacle, the peak of emotion, and I feel so lucky that I've reached it with her.

Thats beautiful. That really is.

I just, I feel so numb, and it hurts to speak, hurts to breathe. I feel like I... I feel like I could just drop dead, right this instant. Just fall down, and die, you know? Just right down to the very asphalt we are standing on, and just die.

Really?

Yes, really! It feels so good and never ending that it could easily be mistaken for some sort of perpetual state of unbearable pain in which I can feel death himself tugging at me, trying to bring me into the world of the dead! Even more, I feel like accepting!

Steve.

The feeling is so great that I can barely stand right now. I can't walk. I feel like if I did, I'd just collapse, and have it be done with. This feeling is incredible!

Steve...

Yes Frank?

I'm pretty sure you're having a heart attack.

What?

Yeah, I mean, I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure you're uh... Look just hold on, I'm going to call an ambulance.

You mean I'm not in love?

I really don't know.