A poem for the girl I like.

The following poem was written like this on purpose. Its supposed to have that terrible rhyme scheme.

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Hey there, (name withheld)
I wrote this for you
To point out the pros
Of me liking you

Yes I'm not handsome
But I'm moderately strong
I won't fight a bear for you
But I'll beat that jerk John (assuming there ever was a jerk named john who needed beatings)

I know you are social
and I totally am not
You're also a nympho
though I disapprove, thats still pretty hot

Don't get me wrong
I'm not all about sex
Just that you said you're a nympho
and thats pretty hot

I mean, I don't know many nymphos
and if I did that'd be neat
but then I'm sure I'd still see you
as the right one for me

I mean come on! Nympho!
I kind of like that word
I can't seem to rhyme nympho
and I'll go ahead and rhyme word with word

You know, I once learned in class
that poems don't always rhyme
Which is pretty cool
Because this stanza doesn't either

So, I've gone off topic
which is totally bad
but the point is, (name withheld)
I'd love to be your man

I'd stop all my bullshit
and get a good job
well, maybe not a good one
but fuck, it'd still be a job

I'd work hard
and I'd buy you what you will
I'd take you to restaurants
And we wouldn't have to run on the bill

Of course when we went
you'd still have to drive
I mean, I guess I could meet you there
but I really don't want to walk

you know, I'm bad at this
being romantic
but I'd rather make you laugh
than be all pedantic

I'm assuming, of course
this did indeed make you laugh
please tell me it did
or I'll cry off my ass

But anyways, (name withheld)
At least consider giving me a chance
because I'd love to make you happy
and in return let me hold your hand